Kelly Dixon as Narrator

Mickey Smith as Paperboy

Tanya Gingerich as First Housewife

Sara Kathryn Bakker as Second Housewife

John Hartmann as First Dad

Blayne Perry as First Businessman

Duncan Rogers as Second Businessman

Jim Oakley as First Football Player

J.J. Messina as Second Football Player

Jordanna Dezeeuw as Evil Hetero Woman

Pete Barker as Dr. Dinsey

Bill Peden as The Confessor

Stephen Palgon as Johnny

Margot Edling as Diane

Bill Short as Second Dad