Marlon Wayans as Malcolm

Jaime Pressly as Megan

Essence Atkins as Kisha

Gabriel Iglesias as Miguel

Missi Pyle as Noreen

Ashley Rickards as Becky

Affion Crockett as Ray Ray

Steele Stebbins as Wyatt

Rick Overton as Professor Wilde

Hayes MacArthur as Ned

Dave Sheridan as Agouhl

Cedric the Entertainer as Father Williams

Kurt Carley as Dr. Rousch

Tom Virtue as Father Callahan

Kym Whitley as Church Lady

Gregg Wayans as Police Officer

Mikal Kartvedt as Police Officer

Mark Henry as Tough Voice Guy

Iva La'Shawn as 1st Grade Teacher

Taylor John Smith as Joey

Sophie Dee as Hot Coed

Mari Possa as Hot Coed

Audrey Petenbrink as Pool Daughter (uncredited)

Scott Burn as Kill Family Dad (uncredited)

Chris Gann as Pool Dad (uncredited)

Melissa Barker as Pool Mom (uncredited)