Adam Goldberg as Mordechai Jefferson Carver

Judy Greer as Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Andy Dick as Damian Claus

Mario Van Peebles as Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim

Peter Coyote as JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal

Nora Dunn as Mrs. Carver

Sean Whalen as Tiny Tim

Tony Cox as Jamal

Richard Riehle as Santa

Melvin Van Peebles as Sweetback

Rachel Dratch as Tikva

Harrison Chad as Schlomo

Jim Petersmith as Skinhead Bartender

Annie McEnroe as Mrs. Highsmith

Grant Rosenmeyer as Young Mordechai

Elaine Hendrix as Blonde Bombshell

Ayelet Ben-Hur as Israeli Rental Agent

Alex Corrado as Tony

Brad Duck as Jimmy

Jason Fuchs as Adolescent Hasidic Boy

Ed Koch as Himself

Gary Pratt as Head Elf

Woodrow Asai as Mun Chi

Daryl Wein as Teenage Gentile

Michael Mylett as Gentile Boy No. 1

T.J. Sullivan as Gentile Boy No. 2

Audrey Twitchell as Gentile Girl No. 1

Alexa Eisenstein as Gentile Girl No. 2

Evelyn Page as Old Woman

George Hosmer as Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy

Ronald Schultz as ADL Chairman

Leslie Shenkel as JDL Member No. 1

Alan Nebelthau as JDL Member No. 2

Jerome F. Richards as Council Elder

C.P. Lacey as Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer

Ephraim Benton as Black Teen

Devin Rene Burns as Blonde Gentile Girl

Jimmy Walsh as Freckle-Faced Gentile

Chris McGinn as Samples Woman

Kathryn Gordon as Bambi