Jonathan Bennett as Van Wilder

Linden Ashby as Vance Sr.

Kristin Cavallari as Kaitlin

Nestor Aaron Absera as Farley

Kurt Fuller as Dean Charles Reardon

Steve Talley as Dick Arnold

Jerry Ray Shea as Yu Dum Fok

Meredith Giangrande as Eve

Nick Nicotera as Corporal Benedict

Brett Rice as Sergeant Hayes

Yvette Rachelle as Blondie

Sarah 'So' Oliver as Hot Girl

Amanda Best as Hot Freshman Girl

Mike Brune as Irving Peppler

Irene Keng as Dongmei

Dennis Luciani as Professor Downs

Leland L. Jones as Reverend Dawkins (as Leland Jones)

Mike Pniewski as General Thomas (as Mike Pinewski)