Kal Penn as Taj Mahal Badalandabad

Daniel Percival as Pip

Lauren Cohan as Charlotte

Glen Barry as Seamus

Anthony Cozens as Gethin

Steven Rathman as Simon

Jonathan Cecil as Provost Cunningham

Holly Davidson as Sadie

Roger Hammond as Camford Dean

Kulvinder Ghir as Taj's Father

Beth Steel as Penelope

William de Coverly as Roger

Tom Davey as Percy

Shobu Kapoor as Taj's Mother

Trevor Baxter as Sir Wilfred Owen

Christopher Robbie as Old Bearded Man

Cornelia Pavlovici as Charlotte's Mother

Rupert Frazer as Charlotte's Father

Ashly Margaret Rae as Irish Woman

Maria Elena Florea as Beautiful Coed

Olivia Scott as Gorgeous Woman on Plane