Gary Lundy as Adam Harris

Larry Miller as Mr. Frankfurt Dickwalder

Lea Thompson as Cathleen Harris

Tara Reid as Ellen Harris

Kayla Ewell as Cara

Talan Torriero as Scott

Norm Macdonald as Mr. Rigetti

Clint Howard as Lionel Huffer

Chuck Carter as Tate

Taryn Southern as Isha

Lindsey Axelsson as Laura

Jessica Morris as Denise

Jackson Rathbone as Snippy

Brett Claywell as Carl Smith

Derek Mio as Ralph Lee Cheng

Mike Dunay as Brian Saxton

Texas Battle as Lamar Washington

Karen Y. McClain as Ms. Minn

Ted Lange as Reverend

Kendall Carly Browne as Blanche

Netta Most as Hippy Chick

Earl Billings as Lamar's Father

Tom Yi as Mr. Lee Cheng

Russell Peters as Uncle Todd

Jerod Mixon as Barry The Shithouse

Jamal Mixon as Harry the Shithouse

Jami Miller as Model #1

Dita de Leon as Model #2

Diane Hudock as Model #3

Melissa Butts as Sharon / Administrator

Liesl Jackson as Make Out Girl (uncredited)

Vic Manni as Big Leo

De'Angelo Wright as Student