Christian Clavier as François de La Conche

Daniel Auteuil as Jean-Pierre Moindrau

Jennifer Saunders as Gwendoline McFarlane

John Cleese as Lord Conrad

François Levantal as Lieutenant-Colonel Jean-Éric Berthaud

Shelley Conn as Punam

Sanjeev Bhaskar as Commandant Bashir

Ivan Franěk as Victor Zilenko

Didier Flamand as Général Mandelieu

François Morel as Elliot de Saint-Hilaire

Michèle Laroque as La directrice de la banque

Paul Barrett as Doctor Cranberry

Jake Broder as Actor

Tim Pigott-Smith as Superintendent Masterson

Jim Field Smith as Segent Scotberry

Réginald Huguenin as L'ambassadeur de France

Tony MacMurray as Hotel Receptionist

Tom Mison as Niels

Éric Naggar as Alain Lambert

Stéphane Brel as