Michael Caine as Clarence

Bill Milner as Edward

David Morrissey as Dad

Anne-Marie Duff as Mum

Rosemary Harris as Elsie

Ralph Riach as Clive

Linzey Cocker as Tanya

Elizabeth Spriggs as Prudence

Leslie Phillips as Reg

Sylvia Syms as Lilian

Thelma Barlow as Ena

Peter Vaughan as Bob

Carl McCrystal as Undertaker 1

Andrew Turner as Undertaker 2

Oliver Leach as Barry

Ralph Ineson as Mr. Kelly

David Rintoul as Harry Price

Tommy Baxendale as Tanya's Boyfriend Mike

Adam Drinkall as Stuart

Edward Lees as Ben

Kevin Locke as Entertainer

Jennifer Hennessy as School Mother

James Gilbert as Tanya's New Boyfriend

Angie Inwards as Mavis

Garrick Hagon as Douglas

Miles Jupp as Vicar

Peter Harness as Cashier

Sue Wallace as Mrs. Hitler

William Ilkley as Barry's Dad

Michael Keogh as Paramedic

Keith Hargreaves as Bus Driver

Ronnie Barker as Himself (archive footage) (uncredited)

Ronnie Corbett as Himself (archive footage) (uncredited)

Charli Janeway as Guy Who Walks (uncredited)

Karl Johnson as Arthur (uncredited)