Bob Hoskins as Alan Darcy

Danny Nussbaum as Tim

Bruce Jones as Geoff

Annette Badland as Pat

Frank Harper as Ronnie Marsh

Darren O. Campbell as Daz (as Darren Campbell)

Karl Collins as Stuart

Justin Brady as Gadget

Jimmy Hynd as Meggy

Johann Myers as Benny

James Corden as Carl 'Tonka' Marsh

Mat Hand as Wesley 'Fagash' Fraser

James Hooton as 'Wolfman' Knighty

Pamela Cundell as Auntie Iris

Sarah Thom as Louise

Sammy Pasha as Jimmy Marsh

Gina Aris as Sharon

Ladene Hall as Pob

Anthony Clarke as Youngy

Maureen O'Grady as Janet Knight

Jo Bell as Jo

Dena Smiles as Lesley

Darren Campbell as Daz

Krishan Beresford as Young Darcy

Sun Hand as Jordan

Tanya Myers as Sally the Judge

Tony Nyland as Gadget's Dad

Paul Fraser as Photographer

Shane Meadows as Man with Saucepan on Head

Collin Higgins as Knighty's Dad

Ian Smith as Prosecutor