Cary Elwes as Mac "Macbeth" Wilson

Elaine Hendrix as Melody "Jupiter Music" Malloy

Christopher Lloyd as Bruce

Mary Steenburgen as Sally Rider

Sally Kirkland as Penelope Wilson

Gene Simmons as Vinny

Tanya Allen as Tanya Rider

Dennis Burkley as Sam Daniels

Lin Shaye as Jinny Macintosh

Robert Englund as Bernie Garces

Billy Ray Cyrus as Dean Longo

Pete Gardner as Dale Hendrick

Shannon Tweed as Lesbian Hitwoman

Clayton Landey as Laughy Hitman

Bill Raymond as Dr Norm Rollins