John Candy as John Bourgignon

Joe Flaherty as Chick Leff

Eugene Levy as Sal DiPasquale

Alley Mills as Nancy Reese

Pat Hingle as Ed Reese

Ann Bronston as Patti Reese

Eve Brent as Mrs. Reese

Elizabeth Kerr as Grandmother Reese

Richard Libertini as Rev. Sun Yi Day

Dixie Carter as Angela

Paul Dooley as Dr. Ted

Ronald E. House as Bruno

Kurtwood Smith as Clarence

Ernie Hudson as Muhammed Jerome Willy

Gloria Gifford as Francine

Frantz Turner as Wallace Jefferson

Murphy Dunne as Public Defender

Beans Morocco as Minister (as Dan Barrows)

Julius Harris as Judge

Bill Saluga as Skipper / Kung Fu Leader

Kathy Bendett as Shirley, News Reporter

Brenda Currin as Sal's Secretary

Hope Haves as Princess Anderson

Natasha Ryan as Kitten Anderson

Mark Bringelson as Mom Jr.

Tino Insana as Biker Leader

Mike Moroff as Outside Biker

John Paragon as Rooster

Mimi Seaton as Pink Punker

Lynn Hallowell as Misty

Larry Poindexter as Claudell

Marianne Muellerleile as Waitress

Ken Letner as Bailiff

Rosalind Chao as Kung Fu Girl

Jeff Imada as Kung Fu Fighter

George Cheung as Kung Fu Fighter

James Lew as Kung Fu Fighter

Eric Lee as Kung Fu Fighter

Danny Wong as Kung Fu Fighter

Karen Leigh Hopkins as Aerobics Leader

Sioux Marcelli as Aerobics Dancer

Margie O'Malley as Aerobics Dancer

Jennifer Perito as Aerobics Dancer

Ade Small as Aerobics Dancer

Patricia Ann Douglas as Aerobics Dancer

Ercelle Johnson as Aerobics Dancer

Kathleen R. White as Aerobics Dancer

Elaine Bolton as Aerobics Dancer

Sarah M. Miles as Aerobics Dancer

Judy Piercey as Aerobics Dancer

Leeyan Granger as Aerobics Dancer

Denise McKenna as Aerobics Dancer

Laurie Manning as Aerobics Dancer

Helene Phillips as Aerobics Dancer

Sara Jane Gould as Aerobics Dancer

Pete Willcox as Elvis Look-Alike #1

Aaron King as Elvis Look-Alike #2

Sharon Peters as Dolly Parton Look-Alike

Archie Lang as Man with Bag

Don Sherman as Prisoner #1

Robert Bakanic as Bobby, Cameraman

Jeff Viola as Usher

Elinor Donahue as Margaret Anderson