Adam Sandler as John Clasky

Téa Leoni as Deborah Clasky

Paz Vega as Flor Moreno

Cloris Leachman as Evelyn Wright

Shelbie Bruce as Christina

Sarah Steele as Bernice

Ian Hyland as Georgie

Victoria Luna as Cristina (6 Years Old)

Cecilia Suárez as Monica

Ricardo Molina as Flor's Husband

Brenda Canela as Luz

Eddy Martin as Fourteen-Year-Old Boy

Nicole Nieth as Hostess at Fancy Restaurant

Jamie Kaler as Businessman

James Lancaster as Businessman

Phil Rosenthal as Pietro

Angela Goethals as Gwen

Sean Smith as Victor (Maitre'd)

Jonathan Hernandez as Alex

Thomas Haden Church as Mike (Realtor)

Freddy Soto as Manuel

Wendy Braun as Yuppie Girl

Nichole Hiltz as Yuppie Girl

Eric Schaeffer as Rabid Sports Fan

Aimee Garcia as Narrator (voice)

Jean Gaskill as Arlene (School Director)

Spencer Locke as Sleepover Friend

Sarah Hyland as Sleepover Friend

Andrew Sikking as Chef

Albert Melera as Chef

Liz Carey as Hostess at John's Restaurant

Anastasia C. Ford as Girl on Balcony

Yasmeen Azizian as Girl on Balcony

Daisy Cruz as Girl on Balcony

Kristha Sazo as Girl on Balcony

Morgan Ward as Coffee Patron

Cheryl Ward as Coffee Patron

Christian Stone as UPS Guy

Robby D. Bruce as Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Christopher Morente as Landscaper (uncredited)

Brennan W. Penney as Waiter (uncredited)

Natasha Perez as Young Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Tony Sagastizado I as Young Father (uncredited)