George Carlin as Ralph Sawatzky

Ben Stiller as Freddy Novak

Buddy Ebsen as Vandevere Lodge

Leslie Hope as Susan Fahnestock

Michael J. Pollard as Palomar

Jack Blessing as R. Judson Kimbrough

Dan Castellaneta as George Agrande

Ellen Ratner as Ruth

Mindy Sterling as Mary

Lisa Montgomery as Vi

Michael Gregory as Real Cop

Gregg Almquist as Herb

Julian Christopher as Moneyline Reporter

Newell Alexander as News Reporter

Barbara Allyne Bennet as Patty

George D. Wallace as Big Dan