Jake Dengel as Sweeney Birdwell

Joe Sharkey as Joe Blocker

Susann Fletcher as Deedee Taylor

Beverly Penberthy as Erma Birdwell

Veronica Hart as Grace (as Jane Esther Hamilton)

Shawn Elliott as Jackie Cairo

Pat Logan as Lober

Don Brockett as Police Chief 'Buzz Saw' Ryan

Michael Fairman as Medical Examiner (as Michael Eugene Fairman)

Robert Stoeckle as Gus Klimt

John S. Moyer as Unfortunate Boy in Car (as John Moyer)

Jhonnie Marie Sims as Unfortunate Girl in Car (as Jhonnie Marie McCague)

Richard M. Sieg as Police Caterer

Jerry Ross as Healthy Waiter

Bob Perkins as Television Reporter

Debra Gordon as Mavis the Wet Hooker

Gus Wiedl as Police Officer

Victoria Dym as Betty and her Boobsy Twins

Jan Pessano as Smokestompers Representaive

Taso N. Stavrakis as Semmet Cairo

Andrew Anthony as Henry the Physical Therapist

Alice Eisner as Flo (as Alice Gerber-Eisner)

Beatrice Krebs as Kelly

Suzanne Krut as Sandy the Out-Call Girl

Tom Tully as Deke Taylor

Rosemary Natale as Ninja

Maureen McCullough as Ninja

Kathy O'Connell as Ninja

John W. Iwanonkiw as Guy with Welding Mask (uncredited)

Sean Pollock as Cop eating Chinese food (uncredited)

Gina Sestak as Restaurant Customer (uncredited)

Joe Shelby as Hood in Police Station (uncredited)