Patton Oswalt as Paul Aufiero

Kevin Corrigan as Sal

Michael Rapaport as Philadelphia Phil

Marcia Jean Kurtz as Paul's Mom

Serafina Fiore as Gina Aufiero

Gino Cafarelli as Jeff Aufiero

Jonathan Hamm as Quantrell Bishop

Matt Servitto as Detective Velardi

Joe Garden as Dennis

Polly Humphreys as Christine

Scott Ferrall as Sports Dogg

Sidné Anderson as Hospital Doctor

Julian Lane as Birthday Boy

Caroline Gallo as Gina and Jeff Daughter

Maya Louise Dispenza as Christine and Dennis Daughter

Cookie Bradshaw as Law-Office Ad Woman

Malik Jacobs as Shady House Guy

Jason Hardee as Quantrell Buddy #1

Ronnie Amadi as Quantrell Buddy #2

Angel Estrada as Quantrell Buddy #3

Billy Parker as Quantrell Buddy #4

Farouk Adelekan as Quantrell Buddy #5

Mifit Hodzic as Strip Club Valet

Michael Mederrick as Doorman

Miranda Rhyne as Cashier

Nicole Mcgee as Bartender

Latawnya Haynes as Waitress

Dan Dinenberg as Bouncer #1

Sebastian Elliott as Bouncer #2

Christiane Figueiredo as Paul and Sal's Stripper

Carla Carvalho as Stripper #1

Natasha as Stripper #2

Makenzie as Stripper #3

Christine Elizabeth as Stripper #4

Chyna as Stripper #5

Nick Stevens as Play-By-Play Announcer

Wilson Hall as Color Commentator

Alan P. Cross as Zone Reporter Ed Rosen

Nick Gallo as Radio Caller

Ginny Sisti as Parking Garage Driver #1

Paul Sisti as Passenger #1

Jordan Cohn as Parking Garage Driver #2

Daniella Tineo-Cohn as Passenger #2

Joe Caniano as Parking Garage Driver #3

Debbie Sutin as Parking Garage Driver #4

Robert D. Siegel as Front-Lawn Reporter #1

Yori Tondrowski as Front-Lawn Reporter #2

Tom Epstein as Parking Garage Reporter

Cabbie as Wrong Phil

Josh Trank as Wrong Phil's Buddy