Takeshi Kitano as Takeshi / Yakuza / Father / Ninja / Detective / Astronomer

Tohru Emori as Higashi Oizumi

Kayoko Kishimoto as Kumiko

Anne Suzuki as Kimiko

Keiko Matsuzaka as Wife

Yoshino Kimura as Daughter

Kazuko Yoshiyuki as Maid

Yuki Uchida as Heroine

Akira Takarada as Gentleman in a White Mercedes

Yumiko Fujita as Massao's Mother

Ren Osugi as Astronomer Yamamoto

Susumu Terajima as Young Man

Shun Sugata as Hisamatsu

Tetsu Watanabe as Noh Mask Man

Naomasa Musaka as Karate Instructor

Takashi Nishina as Car Owner

Tamotsu Ishibashi as Hisamatsu Group Young Head

Yoshiyuki Morishita as Barkeeper

Kakeru Yoshida as Foreign Boy living in Japan

Kenichi Abe as Police Officer

Wakaba Irie as Madam at the Bar

Hajime Tanimoto as Chief Elder

Toshimasa Niiro as Retainer

Kazuya Nakajima as Child

Yūko Fukui as Old Lady

Moro Morooka as Thug

Yoshiki Arizono as Man Who Picked Up the Car

Rakkyo Ide as Professor Ide

Yoshiki Tano as Owner of the House

Tetsuya Kakihara as Duck (voice)

Masatô Ibu as Narrator (voice)