Linda Lovelace as Linda Lovelace

Fuddle Bagley as Abdul Ali Umagooma

Val Bisoglio as Rev. Billy Easter

Jack DeLeon as Capt. Neldor

Micky Dolenz as Lt. Fenwick

Joey Forman as Chow Ming

Danny Goldman as Bruce Whippoorwill

Garry Goodrow as Adolph Von Luftwafter

Roberta Kent as Jack Henderson

Monte Landis as B.S.

Morgan Upton as The "Veep"

Fetchuttini Alfredo as Mayor Wasp

Rod Arrants as Boone

Kent Browne as Wally Anchorman

Robert Burton as Huck Fish

Jack Collins as Honest John

Scatman Crothers as Super Black

Robert Emmett II as Rocky Brooksbrother

Chuck McCann as The Assassinator

Stanley Myron Handelman as Messenger

Marty Ingels as Ronald Trixie

Art Metrano as The Sheik

Diane Lee Hart as Harem Girl

Robbie Lee as Hippie Girl

Georgia Lee as Woman in Elevator

Christopher Pray as Hillbilly

Bob Schott as Frat Boy #2

David Ankrum as Frat Boy #1

Stafford Repp as Dirty Old Man

Montana Smoyer as Hillbilly Lady

Earl Jolly Brown as Polmes