Michael Caine as Fred Ballinger

Harvey Keitel as Mick Boyle

Rachel Weisz as Lena Ballinger

Paul Dano as Jimmy Tree

Jane Fonda as Brenda Morel

Mark Kozelek as Mark Kozelek

Robert Seethaler as Luca Moroder

Alex Macqueen as Queen's Emissary

Luna Mijović as Masseuse

Tom Lipinski as Screenwriter in Love

Chloe Pirrie as Girl Screenwriter

Alex Beckett as Bearded Screenwriter

Nate Dern as Funny Screenwriter

Mark Gessner as Shy Screenwriter

Paloma Faith as Paloma Faith

Ed Stoppard as Julian

Sonia Gessner as Melanie

Mădălina Ghenea as Miss Universe

Gabriela Belisario as Escort

Ian Attard as 1st Queen's Emissary Assistant

Adam Jackson-Smith as 2nd Queen's Emissary Assistant

Dorji Wangchuk as Buddhist Monk

Loredana Cannata as Maradona's wife

Vincent Wolterbeek as Eastern Masseur

Wolfgang Michael as Doctor

Cornelia Marxer as Pharmacist

Heidi Maria Glössner as Silent Wife

Helmut Förnbacher as Silent Husband

Emilia Jones as Pale Teenager

Alessandro Soriano as Mountain Bike Boy

Maria Letizia Gorga as Singer

Leo Artin as Young Violinist

Attilio Zampieri as Fire-Eater

Aldo Ralli as Hotel Manager

Alexander Seibt as 1st Attendant

Kaspar Weiss as 2nd Attendant

Sarah Amitrano as Mime

Portia Reiners as Stewardess

Poppy Corby-Tuech as Spy Girl

Leoni Stäubli as Girl in Suit

Alice Bauer as Cigarette Girl

Anabel Kutay as Sci-fi Girl

Paulina Jürgens as Cowgirl

Beatrice Walker as Bikini Girl

Veronika Dash as Ditsy Girl

Rebecca Calder as Countess

Eugenia Caruso as Puritan Woman

Elizabeth Kinnear as Horror Movie Girl

Josie Taylor as Diva

Melinda Bokor as Pretty Woman

Jasmin Barbara Mairhofer as Ballet Dancer

Céline Peruzzo as 50's Housewife

Bleta Jahaj as Cleopatra

Lydia Rattei as Nun

Ashley Bryant as Black Panther

Beatrice Curnew as Police Woman

Tatiana Luter as Girl Soldier

Valentina Vujović as Eve

Julia Danuser as Pirate Girl

Svenja Hässig as Breakfast at Tiffany's Girl

Lola Tobelem as Diner Waitress

Dominique Leidner as Punk Girl

Anna Marie Cseh as Business Woman

Daniela Bolliger as Fencer Girl

Aleksandra Lazarevic as Medieval Princess

Felicitas Heyerick as Nurse

Carolina Carlsson as Hostess

Pascal Fleury as Parachutist

Viktoria Mullova as Violinist

Sumi Jo as Sumi Jo

Roly Serrano as Diego Armando Maradona

Laura De Marchi as Escort's Mother