Steve Burns as Otto Granberry

Judd Nelson as Steven P.D. Landry

Darrell Hammond as Turner Claymore

Dave Foley as Henry Welby

Jason Mewes as 'Waxy' Dan Paraffin

Robert Wagner as President James A. Garfield

Amy Davidson as Pearl Stricklett

Brian Ronalds as Dow Byrum

Maiz Lucero as Emmitt Neely

Robyn Allen as Rebecca Sibley

Bob Rue as Bunyan Pritchett

Jeremy Childs as Cecil Crenshaw

Joshua Childs as Amos Crenshaw

Bill Lippincott as Alexander Graham Bell

John Schile as Dr. Myron Berman

Bruce Halperin as Monroe Overton

Laura Durant as Myrtie Van Hoover

Max Bullis as Elton

Kevin Berman as Hamilton Veale

Bruce Dellis as Franklin Abercrombie

Amanda Melby as Hazel Von Borscht

Jennifer Pfalzgraff as Esther Thrillington

Rich Kozlowski as Hickman Moody

Carin Sprague as Berman's Assistant

Charlotte Bell as Scarred NetherWoman

Andy Nelson as Thanksgiving Meal Eater

Ronald Axell as Berm-Tech Employee

Tony D'Alessio as Berm-Tech Employee

Deon Doughty as Berm-Tech Employee

Michael Fleck as Berm-Tech Employee