Wilfrid Brambell as Albert Steptoe

Harry H. Corbett as Harold Steptoe

Carolyn Seymour as Zita Steptoe

Arthur Howard as Albert, the Vicar

Victor Maddern as Chauffeur

Fred Griffiths as Barman

Joan Heath as Mrs. Smith

Fred McNaughton as Mr. Smith

Lon Satton as Pianist

Patrick Fyffe as Arthur

Patsy Smart as Mrs Hobbs

Mike Reid as Compere

Alec Mango as Hotel Doctor

Michael Da Costa as Hotel Manager

Enys Box as Traffic Warden

Neil Wilson as Airline Clerk

Bart Allison as Tramp

Caroline Eves as Flamenco Dancer

Julian Alonso as Flamenco Guitarist

Julia Goodman as Lady Courier

Vivien Lloyd as Bride

Gary Wraight as Baby

Selina Becket as Baby

Richard Atherton as Strip Club Steward (uncredited)

Joe Bartlett as Man (uncredited)

Roy Beck as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Jack Berg as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Bill Burns as Customs Official (uncredited)

Maxwell Craig as Wedding Guest (uncredited)

Grey Eckel as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Harry Fielder as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Dave Griffiths as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Billy Horrigan as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Barrie Ingham as Terry (uncredited)

Eric Kent as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Tommy Little as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Lou Morgan as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

George Oliver as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Dido Plumb as Tramp (uncredited)

Terence Plummer as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Dinny Powell as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Bob Ramsey as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Henry Roberts as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Laurie Rose as Plumber (uncredited)

Harold Sanderson as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Roy Seely as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Larry Sheppard as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Fred Stroud as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Harry Tierney as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Del Watson as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)

Fred Wood as Strip Club Patron (uncredited)