Steve Coogan as Simon Garden

Lena Headey as Emma

Ben Miller as Colin

Om Puri as George

Steven Waddington as Jeff

Stephen Dillane as Inspector Burton

Emma Williams as Kirsty

John Henshaw as Cochran

Bernard Wrigley as Bike Group Leader

Omar Sharif as Victor

Jenny Agutter as Victor's Wife

Simon Pegg as Deflated Husband

Julia Davis as Insinuating Wife

Peter Armitage as Chief Constable

Emma Gilmour as Secretary

James Smith as Tribunal Man

Susan Jane Tanner as Stern Woman

Iain Mitchell as Tribunal Chairman

Olga Grahame as Jeff's Mam

Bruce McGregor as 1st Policeman

Justin Burrows as Mills

Marc Goodhall as 'Death'

Clive Kneller as Deacon

Buster Reeves as 1st Hardman

Amy Shaw as Old Lady

Brian Nickels as 2nd Hardman

Jake Abraham as Seedy Man

Kate Deakin as Club Receptionist

David J. Nicholls as Bill

Togo Igawa as Japanese Businessman

Eiji Kusuhara as Japanese Businessman

Francesca Hall as Club Manageress

Iain McKee as 2nd Policeman

Nayef Rashed as Victor in Disguise

Victoria Gould as First Security Guard

June Broughton as Old Lady

Natasha Alexander as Second Security Guard

Hazel Douglas as Old Lady in Art Gallery

Richard Sinnott as Bank Manager

Terence Mann as Desk Sergeant

Jo-Anne Knowles as TV Interviewer

Kevin Malloy as Alarm Company Operator

Alan Clarke as Lycra Crusty

Donna Henry as WPC at Service Station

Sue McCormick as Garage Customer

Elaine Barnett as Sales Assistant

Geoff Oldham as Mayor

Ty Glaser as WPC