Phil Hartman as Self / Various Characters

Tom Arnold as Kevin O'Brien

Alec Baldwin as Mr. Cherrywood

Corbin Bernsen as Celebrity Lawyer

Nancy Carell as Jane

Dana Carvey as Self / H. Ross Perot / Various Characters

Ellen Cleghorne as Shakira's Mom

Danny DeVito as Al Goldstein

Nora Dunn as Self / Various Characters

Will Ferrell as Troy

Will Ferrell as Self / Nancy Reagan / Various Characters

Melanie Hutsell as Cashier

Victoria Jackson as Self / Various Characters

Chris Kattan as Brian

Jon Lovitz as Self / Various Characters

Steve Martin as Self

Tim Meadows as Self / Various Characters

Dennis Miller as Self / Various Characters

Matthew Modine as Self

Jay Mohr as Self / Various Characters

Mike Myers as Self / Various Characters

Kevin Nealon as Self / Various Characters

Cheri Oteri as Acting Class Student

Jason Priestley as Wolvie Schreiber

Chris Rock as Self / Various Characters

Adam Sandler as Self

Rob Schneider as Self / Various Characters

Molly Shannon as Kelly

William Shatner as James T. Kirk

Christian Slater as Self

David Spade as The Receptionist

Sting as Billy Idol

Julia Sweeney as Self / Various Characters

Malcolm-Jamal Warner as Theo Huxtable

Akira Yoshimura as Mr. Sulu

Candice Bergen as Anne Boleyn