Lee Tergesen as Bryan Millers

Reno Wilson as Money Maker

Lauren Stamile as Lenore Millers

Joyce Bulifant as Edna Millers

Laura-Leigh as Kim Millers

Cameron Van Hoy as Jamie Dempsy

Margaret Cho as Brown Finger

Akon as Himself

Michael Blackson as Fake Akon

Ray Abruzzo as Dalmat

Barbara Moore as Dirty Lady

Kelly Noonan as Flight Attendant

Matt Knudsen as Fireman

Lauren Gores as News Reporter

Monty Cox as Old Man

Andrew Bowen as Doctor

Julia Kate Rappaport as Little Girl

Danny Jacobs as Pharmacist

Da'Vone McDonald as Store Manager

Whitmer Thomas as Joe

Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg as Herself

Donnie Wahlberg as Himself

Eli Bildner as Stoner #1

Ben Pace as Stoner #2

JC Coccoli as Party Girl #1

Krista Kalmus as Party Girl #2

Deborah Herrera as Party Girl #3

Harel Calderon as Party Patron #1

Jake McLean as Jimmy

Sam Upton as Albanian Thug #1

Ido Mor as Albanian Thug #2

Nick Hermz as Albanian Thug #3

Koby Azarly as Albanian Thug #4

Nick Gracer as Albanian Thug #5

Ken Mareno as Albanian Thug #6

Marianne Taylor as Receptionist

Deborah Baker Jr. as Sue

Lukas Haas as Buddy #1

Ethan Suplee as Buddy #2

Nik Dodani as Raja

Bonny as All 3 Shih Tzus (uncredited)

Paxton the Dog as Aggressive Warehouse Dog (uncredited)

Robert L. Wilson as Mr. Vialis (uncredited)

Jennifer Rikert Wolski as Shopper (uncredited)

Sian Vilaire as Housekeeper (uncredited)

Luca Belloiu as Albanian Thug #7 (uncredited)

Aleksey Solodov as Albanian Thug #8 (uncredited)