Jesse Eisenberg as Bobby Dorfman

Kristen Stewart as Vonnie Sybil

Steve Carell as Phil Stern

Blake Lively as Veronica Hayes

Parker Posey as Rad Taylor

Corey Stoll as Ben Dorfman

Jeannie Berlin as Rose Dorfman

Ken Stott as Marty Dorfman

Anna Camp as Candy

Paul Schneider as Steve

Stephen Kunken as Leonard

Sari Lennick as Evelyn Dorfman

Tony Sirico as Vito

Sheryl Lee as Karen Stern

Richard Portnow as Walt

Woody Allen as Narrator (voice)

Todd Weeks as Oscar

Paul Schackman as Al

Jodi Carlisle as Maid

Laurel Griggs as Evelyn's Daughter

Saul Stein as Ben's Hood

Craig Walker as Ben's Hood

Gabriel Millman as Ben's Hood

Edward James Hyland as Bobby's Neighbor

John Doumanian as Bartender

Brendan Burke as Joe

Don Stark as Sol

Gregg Binkley as Mike

Anthony DiMaria as Howard

Shae D'Lyn as Carlotta

Steve Routman as School Principal

William H. Burns as Policeman

Tyler Reid as Young Ben

Lev Gorn as Eddie

William Benvanides as Tony

Steve Rosen as Louis

Kaili Vernoff as Fur Lady

Douglas McGrath as Norman

David Pittu as Roger

Taylor Carr as Rosalind

Rob Joseph Leonard as Mr. Rhinebeck

Lauren Susan as Mrs. Rhinebeck

Courtney C. Clark as Mrs. Rhinebeck's Sister

Debra Lord Cooke as Suzy Bancroft

Maurice Sonnenberg as Count Van Goren

Elissa Piszel as Countess Van Goren

Sebastian Tillinger as Craig Bennett

Bettina Bilger as Gloria Bennett

Kelly Rohrbach as (uncredited)

Raymond Franza as Joe's Kidnapper

Michael Elian as Joe's Kidnapper

Kat Edmonson as Les Tropiques Singer

Rob Ashkenas as Buddy Winslow Fain

Pedro Chomnalez as Norton Lockerbee

Kaylyn Sanchez as Cherry Grace

Paul Hummel as Mr. Remsen

Cecelia Riddett as Mrs. Remsen

Stephen DeRosa as Maître d'

Armen Garo as Marvin

Tom Kemp as Man at Bar

Nick Plakias as Father Brolian

Katrine Hoyt as Club Patron (uncredited)