Erin Brown as Dildo Saggins

Darian Caine as Horny

A.J. Khan as Spam

Barbara Joyce as Araporn

Michael R. Thomas as Smirnof the Wizard

John Link as Ballem

Anushka Garin as Benadryl

Allanah Rhodes as Hymen Torn

Suzi Lorraine as Drusilla

Paige Richards as Whorespank

Chelsea Mundae as Bar Keep

Ruby LaRocca as Bar Maid

T.J. Glenn as Angry Scotsman / Dork / Warrior (as Teel James Glen)

Terry West as Sir Bruce / Cowardly Lion

John Paul Fedele as Sourass

William Hellfire as Whichway

Juliette Charles as Tree Nymph