Suzanne Danielle as Emmannuelle Prevert

Kenneth Williams as Emile Prevert

Kenneth Connor as Leyland / voice of Harry Hernia

Joan Sims as Mrs. Dangle

Jack Douglas as Lyons

Peter Butterworth as Richmond

Larry Dann as Theodore Valentine

Beryl Reid as Mrs. Valentine

Henry McGee as Harold Hump

Victor Maddern as Man in Launderette

Merlin Ward as Dandy

Dino Shafeek as Immigration Officer

Eric Barker as Ancient General

Joan Benham as Cynical Lady

James Fagan as Concorde Steward

Tricia Newby as Surgery Nurse

Malcolm Johns as Sentry

Albert Moses as Doctor

Robert Dorning as The Prime Minister

Steve Plytas as Arabian Official

Michael Nightingale as Police Commissioner

Claire Davenport as Blonde in Pub

Bruce Boa as U.S. Ambassador

Llewellyn Rees as Lord Chief Justice

Jack Lynn as Admiral of the Fleet

Norman Mitchell as Drunken Husband

Deborah Brayshaw as French Buxom Blonde

John Carlin as French Parson

Louise Burton as Girl at Zoo

John Hallet as Substitute Football Player

Gertan Klauber as German Soldier

Susanna East as Colette

Howard Nelson as Harry Hernia

Bruce Wyllie as Football Referee

Marianne Maskell as Maternity Nurse

Philip Clifton as Injured Footballer

Stanley McGeagh as Fleet Street Journalist

Corbet Woodall as I.T.N. Newscaster

Neville Ware as Second Reporter

Nick White as Booked Footballer

Tim Brinton as BBC Newscaster

Bill Hutchinson as First Reporter

Jane Norman as Third Reporter

Barrie Holland as V.I.P. (uncredited)