Suzanne Danielle as Emmannuelle Prevert

Kenneth Williams as Emile Prevert

Kenneth Connor as Leyland

Joan Sims as Mrs. Dangle

Jack Douglas as Lyons

Peter Butterworth as Richmond

Larry Dann as Theodore Valentine

Beryl Reid as Mrs. Valentine

Henry McGee as Harold Hump

Victor Maddern as Man in Launderette

Merlin Ward as Dandy

Dino Shafeek as Immigration Officer

Eric Barker as Field Marshal Hune

Joan Benham as Cynical Lady

James Fagan as Concorde Steward

Malcolm Johns as Sentry

Albert Moses as Doctor

Robert Dorning as The Prime Minister

Steve Plytas as Arabian Official

Michael Nightingale as Police Commissioner

Claire Davenport as Blonde in Pub

Bruce Boa as U.S. Ambassador

Llewellyn Rees as Lord Chief Justice

Jack Lynn as Admiral Sir John Hardiner

Norman Mitchell as Drunken Husband

Tricia Newby as Surgery Nurse

Deborah Brayshaw as French Buxom Blonde

John Carlin as French Parson

Louise Burton as Girl at Zoo

John Hallet as Substitute Football Player

Gertan Klauber as German Soldier

Susanna East as Colette

Howard Nelson as Harry Hernia

Bruce Wyllie as Football Referee

Marianne Maskell as Maternity Nurse

Philip Clifton as Injured Footballer

Stanley McGeagh as Fleet Street Journalist

Corbet Woodall as I.T.N. Newscaster

Neville Ware as Second Reporter

Nick White as Booked Footballer

Tim Brinton as BBC Newscaster

Bill Hutchinson as First Reporter

Jane Norman as Third Reporter

Lewis Alexander as Airport Commuter (uncredited)

Jack Armstrong as Plane Passenger (uncredited)

Willy Bowman as Football Fan (uncredited)

Ishaq Bux as Plane Passenger (uncredited)

Tony Clarkin as Newspaper Reporter (uncredited)

John Clifford as Plane Passenger (uncredited)

Shirley English as Football Fan (uncredited)

Chick Fowles as Man in Pub (uncredited)

Edward Fowles as Man in Pub (uncredited)

Alan Harris as Airport Commuter (uncredited)

Paul Heasman as Football Fan (uncredited)

Renee Heimer as Dinner Guest (uncredited)

Walter Henry as Customs Officer (uncredited)

Barrie Holland as V.I.P. (uncredited)

Kenneth Lawrie as Referee (uncredited)

Aileen Lewis as Dinner Guest (uncredited)

Reuben Martin as Gorilla (uncredited)

Nigel Miles-Thomas as Footballer (uncredited)

John More as Plane Passenger (uncredited)

Ralph G. Morse as Football Fan (uncredited)

Terence Mustoo as Footballer (uncredited)

Maureen Nelson as Reporter (uncredited)

Ronald Nunnery as Football Fan (uncredited)

Gerald Paris as Football Fan (uncredited)

James Payne as Man in Pub (uncredited)

Henry Roberts as Man in Pub (uncredited)

Laurie Rose as Football Fan (uncredited)

Pat Ryan as FIFA Official / Football Fan (uncredited)

Robert Smythe as Police Constable (uncredited)

Reg Thomason as Man in Pub (uncredited)

Rita Tobin-Weske as Woman in Pub (uncredited)

Cy Town as Football Fan (uncredited)

Harry Van Engel as Sleeping Plane Passenger (uncredited)

Robert van Kaphengst as Man in Launderette (uncredited)

June West as Woman in Launderette (uncredited)