Bai Ling as Galvana

Uwe Boll as President

Jörg Buttgereit as German Doctor

Lloyd Kaufman as TV Anchor

Fred Olen Ray as Uncle Fred

Aramis Merlin as Man-O-Men

Meggan Anderson as Popular Fan Girl

Jerry Kwarteng as Jesus

Biggi Bardot as Dirndl Girl

Manni Laudenbach as Quackman

Norma J. Jackson as Menstru Girl

Arkadius Gorlikowski as Monkey Melvin

Emilia Wellbrock as Twin

Selina Meyer as Sally X/Hygiene-Girl/Slasher Victims

Oliver Tietgen as Orgasmic Octopus/Leather Dancer/Laughing Bum

Daisi Pollard as Popular Fan Girl

Dietrich Kuhlbrodt as Will Donner

Jannika Jira as Sadorella

Anna Kuzovkova as Osiris / Ninja-Anna

Jelena Nogli as Saaht Monum / Girl at Bar

Saphyra Da Myra as Doris / Doris's Husband / Doris's Daughter

Uwe Schüder as Ninja Boss

Stefan Woelk as Worried Christian Father

Ulrike von Gawlowski as Daughter / Tank Woman

Kristin Henkel as Popular Girl

René Wiesner as Civilian / Ninja-Fred / Neon Thug / Fish Man / Geek with Cam

Nina Lauterbach as Woman

Boris Lauterbach as Judas Beast

Nadine Kind as Wolferella

Sabrina Kück as Instant Girl

Christian Kind as Tigro

Martin Vandreier as Judas Thief

Adrian Dittus as Blu-Roy

Frida Rimkeit as Child

Björn Warns as Judas Chief

Karsten Frohwein as Lightspeed Laundromat

Lennart Kilian Fischer as Viral Clip Child

Klara Vandreier as Child

Kerstin Tietz as Viral Clip Woman / Civilian

Andra Kishamera as Popular Girl Fan

Dennis Stöcker as Worried Christian Father / Transparento / Forellon

Kai Imelmann as Jackhammer Fist / Co-Worker (Corridor) / Special Forces Soldier / Henchman / Fish Man / Cop / Soldier

André Mansberg as Civilian

Barbara Chirivos Valera as President's Daughter

Oliver Zimprich as Evil Co-Worker (Chair)

Jakob Kurz as Fungorosso

Mario Kobsch as Zucchini Boy / Hero Boy

Christian Schade as Special Forces Soldier

Benjamin Duros as Special Forces Soldier

Jörn Menge as German Guard

Marcel Girkes as Flik

Marcel Tessa as Special Forces Soldier

Björn Stocklöw as Special Forces Soldier

Yvonne Ungruh as Prulbull

Benjamin Auch as Stok Money

Marina Trinz as Vegas Doll

Jarryd Alexander Haynes as Biff / Ape / Satan

Nicolle-Mercedes Ordynowski as Spider Warrior / Sea Mutherfucker / Girl on Roof

Thomas Garl as Spidorowski

Nanni van Hamburg as Tarantrella / Girl in Wheelchair

Alexander Hertel as Worried Christian Father

Sven Erhorn as Barkeeper

Andreas Ziehm as Evil Co-Worker (Escapes for the Sequel)

Lukas Jerkov as Man with Bottle

Ying Ying Du as Asian Schoolgirl / WonderWolf

Simon Lammers as Thug

Ben Rimkeit as Child

Derk Meyer as Grizzly

Nicole Herrndorf as Mother

Ilona Bredehöft as Eziri

Marten Loll as Worried Christian Father / Bodlemän

Anna-Lena Kremer as Blowtorch Fist

Simon Hollmann as Dick Chainy

Melissa Holley as Lori

Anouze Schuster as Henti the Tentacle Loving Lady

Frank Kobza as Sergeant Super

Tony Tonagel as Adolf Hitler

Rönne Schwarzlose as Henchman

Martha Warns as Child / R3 D3

Christoph Dade as Science Guy

Pascal Finkenauer as Brian

Lucy Zeng as Popular Girl Fan

Denise Dittmer as Civilian

Christian Wohlrab as Dork Boy

Olav Birkoben as Cowboy-Man

Thomas Schmiegel as Fankthomas

Frauke-Michaela Riedel as Zuli

Lara Gorlikowski as SuperLara

Costanza Torrebruno as Girl at Bar

Katharina Körting as Gomorrha

Esther Mair as Evil Co-Worker (Banana)

Linda Stratmann as Evil Co-Worker (Cannibal Holocaust Palm Tree)

Shezad Eikmeier as Shelvis

Benedict Morilla as Special Forces Soldier

Carsten Schäffer as Evil Co-Worker (Copy Machine)

Valentin Burda as Pretty Walther

Matthias Graw as Jeff

Tatiana Calasans as Tatiana

Jens Holzheuer as Radioactive Human Being / Shocker / Screwdriver Fist / Ninja-Bob / Flea Market Guy

Bobby Brackert as Bazooka

Christina Völz as Vegas Doll

Jens Schütte as Checkers / Sidekirk / Worried Christian Father

Antonio Fernandez as Cheese Guevara

Bartholomäus Seydlitz as Zork

Sebastian Buss as Worried Christian Father / Satan Trooper

Nicholas J. Schofield as Gerry Atrics (as Nick Schofield)

Michela Maridati as Dark Beauty (as Mikym)

Robert Hauspurg as Ape / Wasteland Mutant / Co-Worker (Champagne)

Mark Plewe as Rape Robot / Evil Co-Worker (Bully Asshole)

Kerem Demirörs as Man / VHS-Man