Graeme Blundell as Alvin Purple / Balls McGee

Alan Finney as Spike Dooley

Frank Thring as Fingers

Noel Ferrier as The Hatchet

Chantal Contouri as Boobs la Touche

Abigail as Mae

Gus Mercurio as Jake

Jon Finlayson as The Magician

Kris McQuade as Mandy

Jeff Ashby as Loopy Snieder

Frank Wilson as House Detective

Ross Bova as The Dwarf

Briony Behets as Girl in Taxi

Arna-Maria Winchester as Nancy

Clare Balmford as Employment Clerk

Judy Stevenson as Housewife

Alan Lee as Policeman

Candy Raymond as Girl in Office

Peter Thompson as Office Manager

Maurie Fields as Garage Proprietor

Penne Hackforth-Jones as Woman Cricketer

Debbie Nankervis as Woman Cricketer

Dina Mann as Woman Cricketer

Esme Melville as Cleaning Lady

Nanette Goode as Women's Umpire

John-Michael Howson as Bell Boy

Reg Gorman as Bookmaker

Terry Gill as Male Barracker

Lindsay Edwards as Male Baracker

Louis Seater as Male Cricketer

Nick De Linde as Croupier

Ray Chubb as Male Cricketer

Nat Levison as Harry

Joy Thompson as Cindy

Robert Tully as Hotel Clerk

Garry Keane as Hotel Clerk

Brian Cadd as Caberet Performer

Ken Webb as The Weevils

Bill McStay as The Weevils

Paul Jansen as The Weevils

Terry Gollant as The Weevils

Bob Lee as The Hatchet's Henchman

Jack Allen as The Hatchet's Henchman

Vanessa Leigh as Air Hostess