Kenneth Williams as Himself

Barbara Windsor as Herself

Eric Barker as Captain Potts / Inspector Mills / The Chief (archive footage)

Amanda Barrie as Cleopatra (archive footage)

John Bluthal as Corporal Clotski / Moshe Montmorency (archive footage)

Bernard Bresslaw as Various Characters (archive footage)

Peter Butterworth as Various Characters (archive footage)

Esma Cannon as Miss Cooling / Bridget Madderley (archive footage)

John Clive as Rob Tweet / Isaac (archive footage)

Roy Castle as Captain Keene (archive footage)

Kenneth Connor as Various Characters (archive footage)

Kenneth Cope as Cyril Carter / Vic Spanner (archive footage)

Harry H. Corbett as Detective Sergeant Sidney Bung (archive footage)

Bernard Cribbins as Agent Harold Crump / Midshipman Albert Poop-Decker (archive footage)

Jim Dale as Various Characters (archive footage)

Windsor Davies as Fred Ramsden (archive footage)

Ed Devereaux as Hook (archive footage)

Angela Douglas as Lady Jane Ponsonby / Annie Oakley / Doris Mann / Princess Jelhi (archive footage)

Jack Douglas as William / Sergeant Jock Strapp (archive footage)

Shirley Eaton as Staff Nurse Dorothy Denton (archive footage)

Fenella Fielding as Valeria Watt (archive footage)

Peter Gilmore as Henry / Roger / Curly / Dr. Henry (archive footage)

Anita Harris as Corktip / Nurse Clarke (archive footage)

William Hartnell as Sergeant Grimshawe (archive footage)

Imogen Hassall as Jenny Grubb (archive footage)

Charles Hawtrey as Various Characters (archive footage)

Percy Herbert as Mr. Angel / Charlie (archive footage)

Joan Hickson as Sister / Mrs. May (archive footage)

Julian Holloway as Simmons / Adrian / Sir Thomas / Major Shorthouse (archive footage)

Frankie Howerd as Mr. Francis Bigger / Professor Inigo Tinkle (archive footage)

Wilfrid Hyde-White as Colonel (archive footage)

Hattie Jacques as Various Characters (archive footage)

June Jago as Sister Hoggett (archive footage)

Sid James as Various Characters (archive footage)

Dilys Laye as Flo Castle / Anthea Meeks (archive footage)

Valerie Leon as Leda / Jane Darling (archive footage)

Rosalind Knight as Miss Felicity Wheeler (archive footage)

Terence Longdon as Private Miles Heywood / Ted York (archive footage)

Kenny Lynch as Bus Conductor (archive footage)

Victor Maddern as Milchmann / Sergeant Major (archive footage)

Elspeth March as Lady Binder (archive footage)

Betty Marsden as Mata Hari (archive footage)

Juliet Mills as Sally (archive footage)

Warren Mitchell as Spencius (archive footage)

Bob Monkhouse as Private Charlie Sage (archive footage)

Margaret Nolan as Farmer's Daughter / Dawn Brakes / Popsy (archive footage)

Richard O'Callaghan as Bertram Muffett (archive footage)

Julian Orchard as Duc de Pincenay (archive footage)

Leslie Phillips as Mr. Alistair Grigg / Constable Tom Potter (archive footage)

Jacki Piper as June / Sally Martin (archive footage)

Ted Ray as Mr. William Wakefield (archive footage)

Patsy Rowlands as Miss Fosdick / Miss Dempsey / Linda Upmore / Miss Hortense Withering (archive footage)

Terry Scott as Ug / Terry Philpot / Cardinal Wolsey / Dr. Prodd / Sergeant Major Macnutt (archive footage)

Phil Silvers as Sergeant Ernie Nocker (archive footage)

Joan Sims as Various Characters (archive footage)

Madeline Smith as Mrs. Pullitt (archive footage)

Elke Sommer as Professor Anna Vooshka (archive footage)

Susan Stephen as Nurse Georgie Axwell (archive footage)

Marianne Stone as Maggie / Maud (archive footage)

June Whitfield as Evelyn Blunt (archive footage)

Tony Allen as Monk (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jack Arrow as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Robin Askwith as Larry Prodworthy (archive footage) (uncredited)

David Baker as Man in Cinema (archive footage) (uncredited)

George Ballantine as Man in Cinema (archive footage) (uncredited)

Paul Barton as Party Guest (archive footage) (uncredited)

Susan Beaumont as Nurse Frances James (archive footage) (uncredited)

Diana Beevers as Penelope Lee (archive footage) (uncredited)

Denis Blake as Rubbatiti (archive footage) (uncredited)

Ernest Blyth as Hotel Guest (archive footage) (uncredited)

Eddie Boyce as Waiter (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jim Brady as Henchman (archive footage) (uncredited)

Josie Bradley as Pianist (archive footage) (uncredited)

Bill Brandon as Gunfighter (archive footage) (uncredited)

Sydney Bromley as Colonel Sam Houston (archive footage) (uncredited)

Ray Brooks as Giorgio (archive footage) (uncredited)

Fay Bura as Woman in Cinema (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mary Burleigh as Camper (archive footage) (uncredited)

Simon Cain as Short (archive footage) (uncredited)

Gerald Campion as Private Andy Galloway (archive footage) (uncredited)

Rodney Cardiff as Party Guest (archive footage) (uncredited)

Sandra Caron as Fanny (archive footage) (uncredited)

Cyril Chamberlain as Constable Thurston / Tom Tree (archive footage) (uncredited)

Vic Chapman as Party Guest (archive footage) (uncredited)

Norman Chappell as Allbright (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jimmy Charters as Umpire (archive footage) (uncredited)

Les Clark as Man with Dog (archive footage) (uncredited)

Tom Clegg as Sosages / Odbodd (archive footage) (uncredited)

Peggy Ann Clifford as Willa Claudia (archive footage) (uncredited)

Zena Clifton as Susan Brooks (archive footage) (uncredited)

Gary Colleano as Slim (archive footage) (uncredited)

Maurice Connor as Party Guest (archive footage) (uncredited)

Billy Cornelius as Gunfighter / Patient in Plaster / Man with Salad (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jenny Counsell as Night Nurse (archive footage) (uncredited)

Victor Coventry as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Tom Cubitt as Jeweller (archive footage) (uncredited)

Larry Dann as Clive (archive footage) (uncredited)

David Davenport as Bilius (archive footage) (uncredited)

Sally Douglas as Mark Antony's Dusky Maiden (archive footage) (uncredited)

Ken Drew as Monk (archive footage) (uncredited)

Lesley Duff as Norma (archive footage) (uncredited)

Peter Dukes as Monk (archive footage) (uncredited)

Ray Edwards as Man with Water (archive footage) (uncredited)

Sonny Farrar as Violinist (archive footage) (uncredited)

Stuart Fell as Rider (archive footage) (uncredited)

Harry Fielder as Monk (archive footage) (uncredited)

Ann Firbank as Nurse Helen Lloyd (archive footage) (uncredited)

Norman Fisher as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Joanna Ford as Vestal Virgin (archive footage) (uncredited)

Frank Forsyth as Specialist (archive footage) (uncredited)

Derek Francis as Brother Martin (archive footage) (uncredited)

Irene French as Monica (archive footage) (uncredited)

Hugh Futcher as Ernie (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mavis Fyson as Francis Cake (archive footage) (uncredited)

Sally Geeson as Lily Dickey (archive footage) (uncredited)

Fred Griffiths as Taxi Driver (archive footage) (uncredited)

Lucy Griffiths as Old Lady in Headphones (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jill Goldston as Nurse (archive footage) (uncredited)

Arthur Goodman as Man at Bus Stop (archive footage) (uncredited)

Mike Grady as Lover (archive footage) (uncredited)

Gail Grainger as Miss Moira Plunkett (archive footage) (uncredited)

Angela Grant as Miss Bangor (archive footage) (uncredited)

Gillian Grant as Sally G-String (archive footage) (uncredited)

Richard Gregory as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Pat Hagan as Senator / Hotel Guest (archive footage) (uncredited)

Victor Hagan as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

John Hallam as Burpa on Rooftop (archive footage) (uncredited)

Alan Harris as Polo Match Spectator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Tina Hart as Party Guest (archive footage) (uncredited)

Carol Hawkins as Marge Mace (archive footage) (uncredited)

Walter Henry as Man in Cinema (archive footage) (uncredited)

Linda Hooks as Bird of Paradise (archive footage) (uncredited)

Geoffrey Hughes as Willie (archive footage) (uncredited)

Laraine Humphrys as Eileen Denby / Bird of Paradise (archive footage) (uncredited)

William Hurndell as Raff (archive footage) (uncredited)

Penny Irving as Lizzie (archive footage) (uncredited)

Gloria Johnson as Vestal Virgin (archive footage) (uncredited)

Gerry Judge as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Pat Judge as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Anna Karen as Hefty Girl / Wife (archive footage) (uncredited)

Gertrude Kaye as Woman at Bus Stop (archive footage) (uncredited)

Peter Kelly as Jewel Thief (archive footage) (uncredited)

Cyril Kent as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

David Kernan as Nicholas Phipps (archive footage) (uncredited)

Beverley Keys as Camper (archive footage) (uncredited)

Gertan Klauber as Wash Orderly / Marcus (archive footage) (uncredited)

Elizabeth Knight as Jane (archive footage) (uncredited)

Ann Lancaster as Miss Armitage (archive footage) (uncredited)

Ricky Lansing as Man in Cinema (archive footage) (uncredited)

Aileen Lewis as Polo Match Spectator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jacqueline Lewis as Pat Gordon (archive footage) (uncredited)

Vivien Lloyd as Verna (archive footage) (uncredited)

Harry Locke as Sam / Mick (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jimmy Lodge as Rider (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jimmy Logan as Bert Conway (archive footage) (uncredited)

Helli Louise as Woman in Shower (archive footage) (uncredited)

Janet Mahoney as Gaye (archive footage) (uncredited)

Melita Manger as Woman with Salad (archive footage) (uncredited)

Cathi March as Lubi Lieutenant (archive footage) (uncredited)

Bill Maynard as Bodkin (archive footage) (uncredited)

Alan Meacham as Monk (archive footage) (uncredited)

Michael Mellinger as Chindi (archive footage) (uncredited)

Freddie Mills as Jewel Thief (archive footage) (uncredited)

George Moon as Scrawny Man (archive footage) (uncredited)

Georgina Moon as Joy (archive footage) (uncredited)

Valerie Moore as Lubi Lieutenant (archive footage) (uncredited)

Richard Neller as Senator / Man in Cinema (archive footage) (uncredited)

Michael Nightingale as Man in Cinema (archive footage) (uncredited)

Trisha Noble as Sally (archive footage) (uncredited)

Milo O’Shea as Len (archive footage) (uncredited)

Brian Osborne as Ambulance Man / Bob (archive footage) (uncredited)

Brian Oulton as Brutus (archive footage) (uncredited)

Bill Owen as Corporal Bill Copping (archive footage) (uncredited)

Gerald Paris as Monk (archive footage) (uncredited)

Cecil Paul as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Pauline Peart as Gloria Grimes (archive footage) (uncredited)

Fred Peck as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Lance Percival as Wilfred Haines (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jackie Poole as Betty (archive footage) (uncredited)

Lionel Pope as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Charles Price as Pirate (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jennifer Pyle as Hilda (archive footage) (uncredited)

Wendy Richard as Ida Downs (archive footage) (uncredited)

Christine Rodgers as Handmaiden (archive footage) (uncredited)

Eva Rueber-Staier as Bird of Paradise (archive footage) (uncredited)

Anthony Sagar as Bus Conductor (archive footage) (uncredited)

Arnold Schulkes as Party Guest (archive footage) (uncredited)

Valerie Shute as Pat / Lover (archive footage) (uncredited)

Georgina Simpson as Nurse (archive footage) (uncredited)

Vicki Smith as Vestal Virgin (archive footage) (uncredited)

Robert Smythe as Monk (archive footage) (uncredited)

Sandy Stein as Polo Match Spectator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Yutte Stensgaard as Trolley Nurse (archive footage) (uncredited)

Julie Stevens as Gloria (archive footage) (uncredited)

Michael Stevens as Gunfighter / Man with Dog / Monk (archive footage) (uncredited)

Philip Stewart as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

John Tatham as Senator (archive footage) (uncredited)

Larry Taylor as Riff / Tough Man (archive footage) (uncredited)

Reg Thomason as Party Guest (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jimmy Thompson as Sam Turner (archive footage) (uncredited)

Joseph Tregonino as Workman (archive footage) (uncredited)

Valerie Van Ost as Nurse Parkin (archive footage) (uncredited)

Wanda Ventham as Pretty Bidder (archive footage) (uncredited)

Johnnie Wade as Chauffeur (archive footage) (uncredited)

Gerry Wain as Rider (archive footage) (uncredited)

Malcolm Weaver as Rider (archive footage) (uncredited)

Leslie Weeks as Man in Cinema (archive footage) (uncredited)

Caroline Whitaker as Mary Parker (archive footage) (uncredited)

Carol White as Sheila Dale (archive footage) (uncredited)

Donna White as Vestal Virgin (archive footage) (uncredited)

Jane White as Irene Ambrose (archive footage) (uncredited)

Barbara Wise as Julia Oates (archive footage) (uncredited)

Carol Wyler as Maureen Darcy (archive footage) (uncredited)