Barbara Windsor as Herself

Kenneth Williams as Himself

Eric Barker as Various Characters

Amanda Barrie as Cleopatra

John Bluthal as Royal Taylor

Bernard Bresslaw as Various Characters

Peter Butterworth as Various Characters

Esma Cannon as Various Characters

John Clive as Various Characters

Roy Castle as Captain Keene

Kenneth Connor as Various Characters

Kenneth Cope as Various Characters

Bernard Cribbins as Various Characters

Jim Dale as Various Characters

Harry H. Corbett as Detective Sergeant Sidney Bung

Windsor Davies as Fred Ramsden

Ed Devereaux as Various Characters

Angela Douglas as Various Characters

Shirley Eaton as Various Characters

Fenella Fielding as Various Characters

Peter Gilmore as Various Characters

Anita Harris as Various Characters

Charles Hawtrey as Various Characters

William Hartnell as Sergeant Grimshawe

Imogen Hassall as Jenny Grubb

Joan Hickson as Various Characters

Percy Herbert as Various Characters

Julian Holloway as Various Characters

Frankie Howerd as Various Characters

Hattie Jacques as Various Characters

Sid James as Various Characters

Valerie Leon as Various Characters

Wilfrid Hyde-White as Colonel

June Jago as Sister Hoggett

Rosalind Knight as Felicity Wheeler

Terence Longdon as Various Characters

Victor Maddern as Various Characters

Juliet Mills as Sally

Elspeth March as Lady Binder

Warren Mitchell as Spencius

Bob Monkhouse as Charlie Sage

Margaret Nolan as Various Characters

Richard O'Callaghan as Various Characters

Julian Orchard as Various Characters

Leslie Phillips as Various Characters

Patsy Rowlands as Various Characters

Terry Scott as Various Characters

Phil Silvers as Sergeant Nocker

Joan Sims as Various Characters

Madeline Smith as Mrs. Pullitt

Elke Sommer as Professor Anna Vooshka

Susan Stephen as Nurse Georgie Axwell

Marianne Stone as Various Characters

June Whitfield as Various Characters

Valerie Van Ost as Nurse Parkin