Santiago Segura as José Luis Torrente

Javier Cámara as Rafi

Neus Asensi as Amparito

Chus Lampreave as Reme

Tony Leblanc as Padre

Julio Sanjuán as Malaguita

Jimmy Barnatán as Toneti

Darío Paso as Bombilla

Carlos Perea as Carlitos

Manuel Manquiña as Francés

Espartaco Santoni as Mendoza

Antonio de la Torre as Rodrigo

Javier Jurdao as Israel

Carlos Bardem as Cayetano

César Vea as Borja

Manuel Tallafé as El Mudo

Rosa Zhidán as Lio-Chi

Jake Nong as Wang (as Hi-Chong Nong)

Santiago Barullo as Moreno

Luis Cuenca as Barman

Nuria Carbonell as Pili

Carmen Navarro as Clienta pescadería

Cela Ortega as Estudiante pescadería

Carlos Lucas as Liborio

Sixto Cid as Colillas

Daniel Monzón as 'Freak' ultramarinos

El Gran Wyoming as Comisario

Cañita Brava as Antonio

Mariola Fuentes as Milagritos

Felipe Hita as Matón 1

José Miguel Gómez as Matón 2

Poli Díaz as Himself

Aquilino Gamazo as Motero Billares

Eva Sklar as Camarera embarazada

Olga Lorente as Otra camarera

Juan Dakas as D.J. 'Danch'

Luis Gutiérrez as Farrelli

Fernando Sáez as Gumo

Graciano Fernández as Graziano

Gabino Diego as Atracador

Jorge Sanz as Atracador 1

Andreu Buenafuente as Dominguero

Javier Bardem as Sultán

Fernando Trueba as Cura

Carlos Faemino as Enfermero

Javier Cansado as Enfermero

Máximo Pradera as Inspector de policía

Santiago Urrialde as Policía

Carlos García Berlanga as Enfermero (as Carlos Berlanga)

Luixy Toledo as Ramírez (uncredited)

Pablo Carbonell as Médico (scenes deleted) (uncredited)

Claudio Contreras as Técnico de laboratorio (uncredited)

Nuria De La Fuente as Dancer (uncredited)

Sergio Francisco as Líder de laboratorio (uncredited)

José García Ruiz as Waiter (uncredited)