Brad Pitt as The Madman

Rooney Mara as The Sociopath

Gary Oldman as The Menacing Dummy

Mia Wasikowska as The Home Wrecker

Ryan Gosling as The Invisible Man

George Clooney as The Tyrant

Viola Davis as The Vengeful Caretaker

Kirsten Dunst as The Siren

Michael Shannon as The Tycoon

Jessica Chastain as The Fire Starter

Jean Dujardin as The Hothead

Adepero Oduye as The Outlaw

Glenn Close as The Vamp