Rodney Dangerfield as Monte Peterson

Andrew Dice Clay as Tony Morano

John Byner as Preston Gates

Molly Shannon as Barbara Van Dyke

Jerry Stiller as Don Giovanni

John Pinette as Stewart

Rob deLeeuw as Shuffles

Angelika Libera as Emily

Kate Luyben as Virginia

Emmanuelle Vaugier as Sarah

Anita Brown as Megan

Karin Konoval as Janet

Brandy Ledford as Blanche

Anaya Farrell as Louise

Peter Hanlon as J.B. Caldwell

Don MacKay as Judge Roberts

Fred Keating as Ray

Gavin Buhr as Truck Driver

Jud Tylor as Stephanie (as Judy Tylor)