Bryan Callen as Andy

Noureen DeWulf as Kim

Mircea Monroe as Sarah

Stephen Kramer Glickman as Seth

Austin Michael Scott as McAnalovin

Steven Sims as Jonah

Chris Spencer as Officer Beat

Randall Park as Officer Yo'Ass

Frank Maharajh as Sanjay

Matt Crabtree as Werizon Man

Puma Swede as Sexy Woman

Diana Terranova as Stripper

Jessica Lee as Hot Girl

Heidi Kramer as Haley Twin

Alissa Kramer as Melissa Twin

Michael Placencia as Hispanic Thug Paco (uncredited)

J. Chris Newberg as Musician

Melissa Villaseñor as Sara(as Melissa Villasenor)

Duane R. Shepard Sr. as Blaqguy (60)

J.R. Starr as Blaqguy (85)

Tony Haney as Store Clerk Bastard

Norma Michaels as Old Woman

Lindsay Ames as Blind Female Clerk

Sherry Shaoling as Wax Lady

Neil Lewis as Blaqguy (30 - 40)

Debbie Campbell as Kate

Gwen Van Dam as 80 Year Old Woman

Cassie Fliegel as Amazonian Speed Dater

Aldo Gonzalez as Muscular Hispanic

Eric Callero as Edward

Nik Sharma as Bartender

Marque Richardson as Blaqguy (20 / 16)

Bill Caco as Hansen

Mikal Kartvedt as Cop

Shamari Maurice as Blaqguy (12)

Eric Tiede as Aldous

Todd Sherry as Front Desk Attendant

Dan Sanders as Dr. Bill

John McKarthy as John McCarthy

Mark Berry as Hooded Man

Joe Gnoffo as Joda

Jack Freshkin as Restaurant Owner

Michael Miranda as Dr. Romany

Terrell Ransom Jr. as Blaqguy (6)

Brooks McBeth as Newscaster

Ric Young as North Korean Dictator

David Ury as Yes Man

William Ngo as Bartender

Makenzie Moss as Elle (uncredited)

Olivia Moss as Liv (uncredited)

Gary Sievers as Fidel Castro (uncredited)

Tatiana Turan as Angelina Jolie (uncredited)