Ian Ziering as Fin Shepard

Tara Reid as April Shepard

Cassie Scerbo as Nova Clarke

Vivica A. Fox as Skye

Judah Friedlander as Bryan

Debra Wilson as New Bryan

Alaska Thunderfuck as Morgana

Neil deGrasse Tyson as Merlin

Marina Sirtis as Winter

Leslie Jordan as Benjamin Franklin

Darrell Hammond as George Washington

Ben Stein as Alexander Hamilton

Roy Taylor as Jebediah Clarke

Dexter Holland as British Captain

Kevin ‘Noodles’ Wasserman as British First Mate

Constantin Viscreanu as Paul Revere

Dee Snider as Sheriff

Jonathan Bennett as Billy the Kid

Chris Owen as Thirty-Year-Old Gil

James Murray as Eastwood

Gilbert Gottfried as Rand McDonald

Tori Spelling as Raye Martin

Dean McDermott as Gilly Shepard

Benjy Bronk as Connor Beale

Christopher Knight as Grandpa Clarke

Catarina Scerbo as Young Nova

Bernie Kopell as Charter Boat Captain

Chuck Hittinger as Matt Shepard

Ryan Whitney as Claudia Shepard

Israel Sáez de Miguel as Captain Santiago

Marcus Choi as Palmer

Alexandre Ottoni as Azzinaro

La Toya Jackson as Cleopatra

James Hong as Confucius

Eileen Davidson as Marie Antoinette

Shad Gaspard as Muhammad Ali

Jayson Paul as Joe Lewis

Kato Kaelin as Viking King

Patrick Labyorteaux as Caesar

Sharon Desiree as Joan of Arc

Bo Derek as May

Gary Busey as Wilford Wexler

Mark McGrath as Martin

Masiela Lusha as Gemini

Al Roker as Al Roker

John Heard as George (archive footage)

Anthony C. Ferrante as Quint Singer

Robbie Rist as Quint Guitarist

Tammy Klein as 1950s Dancer

Roxanna Bina as 1950s Dancer

Raine Michaels as Girl in Bikini

M. Steven Felty as Hologram Gil (voice) / D. Brown

Andrei Olteanu as Frodo

Chris Ridenhour as Townsperson

Thunder Levin as Bar Patron

Tiberiu Harsan as Medieval Gil

Brendan Petrizzo as Hologram Gil

Katarína Paveleková as Background

Erik Adkins as

Petunia as Petunia