Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell

Cylk Cozart as Barry

Aaron Joseph as Quincy

A.J. Bond as Little Ernest

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as Archangel

Miguel A. Núñez Jr. as T.J.

Lester Barrie as Willie

Colin Lawrence as Tommy T.

Richard Leacock as Walter

Jay Brazeau as Mr. Moloch

Douglas Newell as Head Guard

Henry O. Watson as Mr. Ellis

Brenda Crichlow as Jackie

Lossen Chambers as Dr. Love

Charles Payne as Opponent 1

Stevie Vallance as Erma

Stuart Davidson as Kid

Chris Turner as Bobby

Myles Ferguson as Johnny

Nathaniel DeVeaux as Ref

David Jacox as Bicyclist

Babe Dolan as Old Lady

Jim Dunn as Spaghetti Man

Vanessa Paris as Spaghetti Woman

Bill Lawrence as Krader Stuntman

George Josef as Chef

Brent Woolsey as Crystal Man

Gerry Nairn as Announcer

Charles Andre as Medic

Brian Arnold as ESPN Correspondent