John Patrick Jordan as Larnell

Robin Sydney as Sarah Leigh

Mindy Robinson as Phoebe

Amy Paffrath as Velicity

Sonny Carl Davis as Rabbit

Chance A. Rearden as Hambo

Jacob Witkin as Grampa

Rorie Moon as Candy

Jonathan Katz as Jeff

David DeCoteau as Self

Skin Diamond as Poonisher 1

Adriana Sephora as Poonisher 2

Cameron Dee as Poontang Girl

Michelle Mais as Evil Bong / Eebee (voice)

Tian Wang as Mr. G

Jinhee Joung as Mrs. G

Circus-Szalewski as Redneck

Kaius Harrison as Redder Neck

Noelle Ann Mabry as Crack Whore