Martin Clunes as Simon Delancey

Neil Morrissey as Charlotte

Jane Horrocks as Cassandra

Esther Coles as Jacqui

Mark Williams as Peter

Ben Miller as Gavin

Danny Webb as John

Gary Numan as Gary Numan

Phil Oakey as Phil Oakey

Simon Le Bon as Simon Le Bon

Yasmin Le Bon as Yasmin Le Bon

Jools Holland as Jools Holland

Marlene Sidaway as Marge Beake

Roger Watkins as D.J. Hoardes

Jean Ainslie as Lovely Old Lady

Ian Gain as Car Dealer

Stephen Churchett as Antiques Dealer