Rodney Dangerfield as Wally Sparks

Debi Mazar as Sandy Gallo

Burt Reynolds as Lenny Spencer

David Ogden Stiers as Floyd Preston

Rita McKenzie as Helen Williams

Lisa Thornhill as Priscilla Preston

Mark L. Taylor as Harvey Bishop

Cindy Williams as Emily Preston

Gilbert Gottfried as Harry Karp

Tony Danza as New York Cab Driver

Sir Mix-a-Lot as Rapper Announcer

Julia Sweeney as Martha Karp

Ron Jeremy as Porn Actor

Cindy Ambuehl as Lola Larue

Alan Rachins as Randel Williams

Tim Allen as Tim Allen

Grover Dale as Dancer

Karen Duffy as Reporter #3

Michael Weatherly as Dean Sparks

Glenn Walker Harris Jr. as Robby Preston

Lenny Clarke as Joey

Ryan Tomlinson as Robby's Friend

Sandy Helberg as Commercial Director

Carmen Filpi as Bum

Al Eisenmann as Butler

George Wallace as Bartender

Michael Bolton as Michael Bolton

Barry Nolan as Reporter #1

John Melendez as Reporter #2

Bob Saget as Reporter #4

Harry Basil as Stable Boy

Nils Allen Stewart as American Wrestler #1

Scott L. Schwartz as American Wrestler #2

Lesley-Anne Down as Hooker Nurse

Lewis Arquette as Cardinal

Gabrielle Carteris as Gabrielle Carteris

George Hamilton as George Hamilton

John Henson as John Henson

Jay Leno as Jay Leno

Sally Jessy Raphael as Sally Jessy Raphael

Geraldo Rivera as Geraldo Rivera

Roseanne Barr as Roseanne Barr

Jerry Springer as Jerry Springer

Alana Stewart as Alana Stewart

Rolonda Watts as Rolanda Watts

Morton Downey, Jr. as Morton Downey, Jr.

Michael Rooker as Michael Rooker

Scott McKinley as Wally's Assistant

Rochelle Swanson as Dixie (uncredited)