Josh Meyers as Andy Conners

Krysten Ritter as Lauren

Jenna Jameson as Herself

Ian Somerhalder as Daniel

James Hong as Sifu

Catherine Reitman as Vani

Ricky Ullman as Scott Conners

Ike Barinholtz as David

Ken Jeong as Curtis Lee

Margaret Travolta as Mrs. Baker

David Doty as Mr. Baker

Jessica Jaymes as Herself

Ryan Key as Himself

Chris Violette as Gas Station Attendant (uncredited)

Chantel Rae as Porn Star #3

Candice Hillebrand as Terri (Lesbian 1)

Jelynn Sophia as Sherri (Lesbian 2)

Eugene Byrd as Layne Wilson

Lindsay Richards as Nomi Darden

Nora Kirkpatrick as Carla

James Kyson as Aaron

Heather Marie Marsden as Nancy

Kirk Fox as Gil

Telisha Shaw as Rose

Shelly Cole as Nanette

Peter Jason as Mr. Conners

Jenny O'Hara as Mrs. Conners

Dona Hardy as Grandma Conners

Charles C. Stevenson Jr. as Grandpa Conners (as Charles Stevenson Jr.)

Charlie Dell as Dr. Katz

Forrest Kline as Self

Andrew Volpe as Self

Saosin as Self

Mayday Parade as Self

Yasmin Spain as Porn Star #2

Anthony Vitale as Tony Jameson

Diane Sellers as Airport Clerk

Jill Holden as Random Woman #1

April Hong as Random Woman #2

Trace Barnes as Waiter

Estaire Godinez as Cleaning Lady

Jason C. Brown as Airport Officer

Gary Casey as Library Guy

Doug Grean as Sound Engineer (as Doug Grean)

Brooke Bickford as Barbie's Sister (uncredited)

Joe Damian Daly as Ticket Taker (uncredited)

Liz Duran as Martha (uncredited)

Robert Ian Evans as Boy in Love (uncredited)

Michael J. Ferguson as Movie goer (uncredited)

Don Franklin as Clive (uncredited)

J.J. Glenn as Man at Bar (uncredited)

Hellogoodbye as Themselves (uncredited)

Hope Latimer as Airport Traveler (uncredited)

David Light as Sky Cap (uncredited)

Kevin Pierce as Annoyed Traveler (uncredited)

Trevor Skogsbergh as Man at Bar (uncredited)