Christian De Sica as Cesare Proietti

Massimo Boldi as Silvio Galliani

Diego Abatantuono as Vito 'Zebrone' La Monica

Enzo Iacchetti as Carlo Colombo

Maurizio Mattioli as Nando

Nino D'Angelo as Gennaro Scognamiglio

Diego Maradona as Diego Armando Maradona

Angelo Bernabucci as Fabio

Peppe Quintale as Ferdinando

Alessandra Bellini as Marta Proietti

Giulio Brunetti as Fabrizio Colombo

Patrizia Loreti as Maria Luigia 'Topa Gigia'

Giorgio Roma as Poldo Culatello

Victor Poletti as Callisto Culatello

Alessandro Bettocchi as Pierpaolo Culatello

Massimo Ferrante as Zebrino

Andrea Moretti as Zebrino

Franco Baresi as Self

Pasquale Bruno as Self

Giacomo Bulgarelli as Self

Massimo Caputi as Self

Paolo Fabricatore as Self

Giampiero Galeazzi as Self

Idris as Self

Maurizio Mosca as Self

Carlo Nesti as Self

Ela Weber as Self

Raffaele Auriemma as Self (voice)

Fabio Caressa as Self (voice)

Maurizio Compagnoni as Self (voice)

Riccardo Cucchi as Self (voice)

Giulio Delfino as Self (voice)

Bruno Gentili as Self (voice)

Antonello Orlando as Self (voice)

Alfredo Provenzali as Self (voice)

Marta Bifano as Moglie di Gennaro

Enzo Capasso as Diego

Cesare Morra as Armando

Caterina Marigliano as Mara

Nunzia Marigliano as Dona

Peppe Lanzetta as Barracuda

Antonio Allocca as Zio Gaetano

Ciro Capano as Guardia carceraria #1

Guido Palliggiano as Guardia carceraria #2

Antonio Del Gaudio as Carcerato con barba

Francesco Forte as Carcerato giovane

Alessia Luongo-Di Giacomo as Vicina

Pietro Bertone as Vicino con bincolo

Sergio Rispoli as Poliziotto

Mario Bianco as Cameriere giovane

Franco Neri as Padrone bar

Renzo Sinacori as Siculo

Marisol Gabbrielli as Suora #1

Catherine Taormina as Conducente Antenna 3

Bruno Gambarotta as Giudice

Cesare Melchiori as Questore

Ernesto Maria Rossi as Avvocato difensore

Antonio Conte as Poliziotto treno

Paolo Ricci as Ragazzo biglietteria

Stefano Antonucci as Giocatore falloso

Liliana Dell'Aquila as Suora #2

Erika Bernardi as Hostess

Tarcisio Branca as Passeggero sardo

Enzo Marcelli as Cameriere calcetto

Silvia Tortarolo as Partoriente

Cetti Arancio as Infermiere #1

Riccardo Flammini as Infermiere #2

Giuliano Ghiselli as Maresciallo