Christian De Sica as Cesare "Faina" Proietti

Massimo Boldi as Giacomo "Bin" Colombo

Diego Abatantuono as Ugo "King" Conti

Roberto Brunetti as Remo "Er Patata" Cartocci

Nino D'Angelo as Ciro "3000" Cuccuriello

Ramona Bădescu as Self

Rino Barillari as Self

Aldo Biscardi as Self

Nathalie Caldonazzo as Self

Elenoire Casalegno as Self

Martina Colombari as Self

Carlo Conti as Self

Carmen Di Pietro as Self

Natalia Estrada as Self

Anna Falchi as Self

Emilio Fede as Self

Tiziana Ferrario as Self

Gabriel Garko as Self

Eva Grimaldi as Self

Claudio Lippi as Self

Valeriano Longoni as Self

Valeria Mazza as Self

Maurizio Mosca as Self

Alessandro Nesta as Self

Brigitte Nielsen as Self

Alba Parietti as Self

Sandro Paternostro as Self

Luana Ravegnini as Self

Vittorio Sgarbi as Self

Mara Venier as Self

Ela Weber as Self

Paolo Conticini as Fidanzato Elenoire Casalegno

Roberto Farnesi as Marito Anna Falchi

Barbara Chiappini as Amica Ela Weber

Patrizia Loreti as Segretaria Alba Parietti

Stefano Antonucci as Chirurgo

Brando De Sica as Cameriere hotel

Ugo Conti as Toni

Morena De Pasquale as Infermiera nido

Max Parodi as Fidanzato Brigitte Nielsen

Sacha Darwin as Vecchia suora

Carlo De Palma as Bagnino

Francesco Pezzulli as Leonardo DiCaprio (voice)

Elise Tielrooy as Bénédicte

Cetti Arancio as Puerpera (uncredited)

Pietro Bertone as (uncredited)

Raul Bolanos as (uncredited)

Walter Leonardi as (uncredited)

Silvio Muccino as (uncredited)

Cristina Parovel as Stefania (uncredited)

Aline Pilato as Infermiera (uncredited)

Massimo Pittarello as Capo Bodyguard Anna Falchi (uncredited)

Romano Sommadossi as Rambo (uncredited)