Ronald Allen as Cmdr. Fortune

Jimmy Fagg as Jimmy

Lanah P as Alex

Fiona Richmond as Fiona

Sandra Dorne as Sandra

Lemmy Kilmister as Spider

Nosher Powell as Nosher

Dave Beard as Gen. Karpov

Ron Tarr as Ron

Kevin Allen as Waiter 1

Rowland Rivron as Star Reporter

Rowena Bently as Indecisive Girlfriend

Angela Bowie as Henry's Wife

Shane MacGowan as Terrorist

Simon Brint as Brink

Rene Bruchet as Jane

Katrin Cartlidge as Katrin

Robbie Coltrane as Jeremy

Neil Dickson as Gerry

Sue Lloyd as Val

Dawn French as Debbie Draws

Sandie Shaw as Edgeley's Girlfriend

Miranda Richardson as DHSS Blonde

Pete Richens as Cafe Owner

Adrian Edmondson as Charles

Rik Mayall as Micky

Peter Richardson as Henry

Jennifer Saunders as Lady Caroline

Bill Wyman as Toilet Victim

Paul McCartney as Banquet Guest

Koo Stark as Hazel

Daniel Peacock as Terence

Derren Nesbitt as Manager

Nigel Planer as DHSS Manager

Debbie Linden as Layla

Christopher Malcolm as Steinbeck

Jonathan Stratt as Policeman

Rupert Vansittart as Rupert

Marika Rivera as Marika

Hugh Cornwell as Edgeley

Sean Chapman as Mark

Tim Van Rellim as Police Inspector

Jools Holland as Sun Reporter

Miles A. Copeland III as Derek

Simon Drake as Waiter

Bob Flag as Indecisive Customer

Norman Fisher as Footman

Peter Fontaine as Banquet Man

Cathryn Harrison as Joanna

Fran Fullenwider as Queen

Adrian Funnell as Waiter

Joanne Good as Jaqueline

Avril Rankin as Avril

Frank Murray as Terrorist

Tricia Ronane as Tricia

Barney Sharp as Barney

Steve Walsh as Record Executive

John Wilson as Waiter

Eddie Yeoh as Mr Chow

Terence Wood as Terrorist

Peter Rosengard as Israeli Ambassador

Lucien Morgan as Banquet Guest

Claire King as Yuppie Bitch