Eric Dupond-Moretti as Le Président

Johnny Hallyday as Johnny

Nadia Farès as Nadia

Jean Dujardin as Le commissaire

Christopher Lambert as Antoine de Vidas

Antoine Duléry as Le policier/Monsieur le Maire

Marianne Denicourt as Marianne de Vidas

Rufus as Le chauffeur de taxi

Chantal Ladesou as La contrôleuse fiscale

Gérard Darmon as Paul Richer

Julie Ferrier as Nathalie Richer / Judith

Stéphane De Groodt as Stéphane

Samuel Benchetrit as Samuel

Jean-Marie Bigard as Le médecin optimiste

Déborah François as Jessica

Liane Foly as Eugénie Flora

Isabelle De Hertogh as Madame le juge

Francis Huster as L'avocat général

Mathilde Seigner as Mathilde

Ramzy Bedia as Tahar

Michel Leeb as François Pinata

Philippe Lellouche as Philippe

Béatrice Dalle as Clémentine

Elsa Zylberstein as La comtesse

Vincent Perez as Le comte

Zinedine Soualem as Zinedine

Angelica Sarre as Angèle

Pauline Lefèvre as Pauline

Vanessa Demouy as Lola, la copine de Philippe

David Marouani as Le gendarme

Raphaël Mezrahi as Robert, l'autre gendarme

Valérie Steffen as La prostituée remplaçante n°1

Kendji as Self

William Leymergie as L'avocat parisien

Isabelle Pasco as La femme du flic

John Sehil as Mécanicien à la Cadillac chez Rivera

Cédric Kerguillec as L'amant de Paul

Jérôme Cachon as Gardien de prison

Thomas Levet as Tony Rivera

Laurent Couson as Un musicien

Dimitri Naïditch as Dimitri

Lola Marois-Bigard as La prostituée remplaçante n°2

Estas Tonne as Estas

Solenne Rodier as Lucie (uncredited)