Rodney Dangerfield as The Rodfather

Kevin McDonald as Guppy Calzone

Dom DeLuise as The Oddfather

Fabiana Udenio as Don Na

Lou Ferrigno as Bugsy

Paul Greenberg as Frito Calzone

Carol Arthur as Mama Calzone

Barbara Crampton as Goldy

Bob Hoge as Sunny Calzone

Irwin Keyes as Tracy Dick

Eileen Kenney as Agent Hoover

Bobbie Brown as Sonny's Babe

Carlos Alazraqui as Tony "Flock You" Montana

Perry Stephens as Father O'Connell

Jerry Lambert as Professor

Jerry Douglas as Freedie Green

Dom Irrera as Self

Sonya Eddy as Bank Clerk

Jay Lacopo as Studio Executive

Debra Christofferson as Writer

Lisa London as Busty Secretary

Terry Ray as Waiter

John LaMotta as Maitre D'

Rich Willis as Director

Don Pardo as Self

Joey Buttafuoco as Self

Craig Barnett as Mr. President

Henry Carbo as Vinnie the Tailor

David Teitelbaum as Skinny Guy

Javier Del Llano as Don Juan De Marco

Tom Westbrook as Don E. Brasco

Don Key as Jack Ass

Pat Crawford Brown as Toenail Lady

David DeLuise as Gaffer

Alicia Hoge as Phone Sex Lady

Greg Webb as Transvestite Dancer

Blas Lorenzo as Wise Guy on T.V.

Keith Coogan as Clumsy Student

Gina Angela Ritchie as Sue

Deren Abram as Billy Bob

Cameron Hoge as Baby