Jamie Dornan as Danny Tate

Peter Dinklage as Hervé Villechaize

Mireille Enos as Kathy Self

Oona Chaplin as Katie

Harriet Walter as Baskin

Jim Sturgeon as Koski

Andy García as Ricardo Montalban

Helena Mattsson as Britt Ekland

David Strathairn as Marty Rothstein

Wallace Langham as Aaron Spelling

Teresa Mahoney as Housekeeper

Ashleigh Brewer as Camille Hagen

Ted King as The Director

Daniel Mays as Casey

Amber Sienna as Playmate Party Girl

Jake Regal as Aaron Spelling's Assistant

Alan Ruck as Stu Masters

Sarah French as Fantasy Island Guest Star

Alex Montalban as Surfer Dude