Perry Caravello as Self / Stone Fury

Don Barris as Self / Big Lou

Tony Barbieri as Mole / Brock / John Quincy Adams

Bobcat Goldthwait as The Director

Dane Cook as Roman Polanski

Jimmy Kimmel as Self

Adam Carolla as Self

William Perry as Self

Carson Daly as Self

Lisa Arch as Susan B. Anthony / Jiggly Wrigley

Toby Huss as Ansel Adams

Bob Legionaire as Charlton Heston

Geoff Pierson as The President of Show Business

Laura Silverman as Frances Farmer

Tom Stern as Yurgi

Toshi Toda as Hiroshima Nagaskai

Tom Kenny as Santiago

Charlie Adams as Usher

Kitana Baker as Svetlana

Tammy Faye Bakker as Self

Johann Benét as Self

Veena Bidasha as Clerk's Daughter #2

Neena Bidasha as Clerk's Daughter #1

Scott Hartman as Bartolomeo Vanzetti

Tom Hughes as Personal Assistant

Sal Iacono as Sol Steinbergowitz-Greenbaum

Subash Kundanmal as Convenience Store Clerk

Tawanna Browne as Actress 1

Julia Lea Wolov as Actress 2

Dana Goodman as Actress 3

Eric Marseglia as Burt Ward

Peewee Piemonte as Henchman 2

James Price as Perty's Stunt Double

Jill Sundeen as Nadia

Wayne Wilderson as Nicola Sacco

Vini Kanal as Clerk's Wife

Roger Rose as Reporter

Paul Motley as Ernie Banks

Colin Quinn as Self

Dave Sheridan as