Burnie Burns as Burnie

Chris Demarais as Chris

Brandon Farmahini as Brandon

Joel Heyman as Joel

Matt Hullum as Matt

Ben King as Ben

Jack Pattillo as Jack

Geoff Ramsey as Geoff

Griffon Ramsey as Griffon

Marshall Rimmer as Marshall

Kerry Shawcross as Kerry

Gustavo Sorola as Gus

Nathan Zellner as Nathan

Derrick Acosta as Derrick

Rocco Botte as Rocco

Shawn Chatfield as Shawn

Jon Graham as Jon

Rebecca Frasier as Cliché Hot Girl

John Erler as General Guy

Vanadia Badillo as The Beautiful Girl

Jennifer Pham as Super Nerd Girl 1

Shirel Akiva as Super Nerd Girl 2

Chloe Evans as The Military Woman

Robert Perrill as The General

Jesse Allen as Captain America

Tom Booker as Angel at the Gate

Richard McDermott as Old Rocco

Royce Boswell as Old Geoff

Adrienne Harrell as Old Shawn

Jesse Spots as The Thug / The Bartender

Clint Hansen as The Homeless Man

Al Bianchi as The Cop

Jimmy Deveney as The Businessman

John Mayoral as The Janitor

Sean Duggan as The Robber

Luke McKay as Shake Weight Guy