Joe Thomas as Nick

Hammed Animashaun as Shane Stubbs

Claudia O'Doherty as Amy

Hannah Tointon as Caitlin

Kurt Yaeger as Pirate

Hugh Coles as Rex

Lizzy Connolly as Lucy

Theo Barklem-Biggs as Gordy Symonds

Jemaine Clement as Robin

Nick Frost as Ricky

Noel Fielding as Hammerhead

Chris Geere as Brother David

Adrian Lukis as Brother Julian

Emma Rigby as Smurf Girl

Natasia Demetriou as Bride Smurf

Kirsty J. Curtis as Smurf Maid of Honor

Hayley Thomas as Smurf-in-Law

Stirling Gallacher as Vivian Taylor

Jon Campling as Officiator

Tony Way as Queasy Steve

Marek Larwood as Policeman/Brother Timothy

Jason Williamson as PC Jones

Tom Knight as Provost

Guy Rhys as Rhys

Chris Pybus as Scouse Guy

Jack Cronin as Shoulders

Bronté Norman-Terrell as Woman on Shoulders

Dan Burman as Arsey Festival Goer

James Wallwork as Pissing Man

Pine as Yung Boner

Big Narstie as Musician - Himself

Anthony Adjekum as Ticket Inspector

James Gill as Stage Compere

Michael Slade as Welsh Rastafarian

Megan Waters as Elf Girl

Lewis Maiella as Angry Car Owner

Stuart Davidson as Festivalgoer

Hilary Agostini as Festivelgoer

Ollie Douglas as Festival Goer