Cavan Clerkin as Simon

Craig Fairbrass as Terry

Polly Maberly as Sarah

Lorraine Burroughs as Crystal

Peter Ferdinando as Ken

Mark Stobbart as Ronnie

Sinead Matthews as Sandra

Niall Greig Fulton as Death Trip

Gordon Brown as Steve Clayson

Ali Cook as Harry

Mark Mooney as Alan

Alfie Dobson as Gym regular

James Daltry as Call Centre Worker

Nick Rowntree as Desk Sergeant

Daria Sudomir as Party Girl