Martine McCutcheon as Gertie Roberts

Alan Davies as Donald Roberts

Adam Deacon as Herbie Lane

Jamie Foreman as Charlie McQueen

Brenock O'Connor as David Roberts

Tom Owen as Mr Blake

Ewen MacIntosh as Derek Dobson

Daniel Hill as Mr Travis

Lucy-Jane Quinlan as Emelda

Tomi May as Jeff Barnes

Mark Dymond as Peter Batchelor

Anna Danshina as Anoushka

Gareth Hale as Dick Ellis

Danny Midwinter as Tony Soper

TJ Herbert as Roy Oliver

Ross Anderson as Alan Stonebridge

Alex Woodhall as Ginger Warburton

Betsy Blue-English as Angie

Jim Conway as Barry Stringer

Rav Wilding as Policeman #1

Luke J.I. Smith as Knuckles

Mark Griffin as 'Brian' West Ham Manager

Joan Hodges as Mrs. Meredith

Christopher Fosh as Burly Steward

Jason Rhodes as 'Robbo' West Ham Player